F2 Race start in Monaco 2025 π (comms said everyone is okay, theyre just playing forbidden tetris)
βdo you know how many times you guys have made me watch thisβ imagine having to relive your divorce on air again and again ππ
Im fucking DRY HEAVING at the energy Nico brought to the paddock this week, he's airing everyones business. First it was "Flavio's ugly ass invited me to his fuckass room for negotiations" and then he LITERALLY JUST SAW JAMES VOWELS AND WENT "I call you Vowels bc u called me Rosberg when were teammates... how shockingly impersonal is that u fucking rat ???? [takes deep breath for terrifyingly detailed analysis] [James tries to defend himself] "yes BUT I was sitting at your table??? I was yOuR fRiEnD aNd tEaMmAteπ€¨"
I love when people try to rate the RB car. "It's the fourth fastest car", "It's the third fastest car", "It's worse than the VCARB". That car is an abomination and exists on an entirely different plane. It's Schrodinger's car. It both is and isn't fast. Do not try to make sense of it.
George is the first to to leave the track and gain an advantage:
Kimi takes advantage of George's selfie to reach over his shoulder and drive their car into the Ferraris:
Charles retaliates by pushing the Mercs off track:
Lando is frustrated with the DRS train and tries to pull an overtake on the Mercs:
...which George rightly defends:
Lando then tries to slingshot around the outside:
George notices when they're almost wheel-to-wheel and defends fiercely:
CONTACT!
George and Charles join forces to try to squeeze Pierre!
I need the graphics person to understand that I need the timings at all times stop just showing me their names
Lewis Hamilton's father, Anthony Hamilton, comforting a crying Isack Hadjer who crashed out in the formation lap at the Australian GP