I love how stupid f1 is bc what do you mean they made a fake new rule where drivers have to pit twice in order to engineer artificial excitement on this track that's simply not designed to host cars that fucking big and all it did was make every team and every driver drive slower ?
Like this is the most technologically advanced sport on earth and F1 thought they're gonna make everyone drive faster but every team is on radio like-
[Calm asmr voice]: veerryyyy good job, go slower diva ❤️ work smarter not harder ❤️ if you're feeling very fun and fresh you can go 100kph slower as a treat ❤️
If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about
"̳I̳ ̳C̳̳A̳̳N̳'̳T̳ ̳P̳̳U̳̳S̳̳H̳ ̳N̳̳O̳̳W̳" glad to see that Fernando Alonso didn't overreact or anything
"Charles is the unluckiest driver!" "Fernando's the unluckiest driver" buddy wait until i introduce you to my good friend Nico Hulkenberg