Mom: I’m Sorry Baby, But You Know The Rules. My New Boyfriend Bought Me These Outfits Specifically

Your friend and your mom have always been close, so when he got her this “shirt” for her birthday, she didn’t think anything of it. You begged her to throw it away but she refused, saying itd be rude. Now, she wears it whenever he comes over. He even took this pic of her and set it as his phones wallpaper. At school in the locker room showers, he passes his phone around so all your mutual friends can get some tension out. Everywhere you turn some guy has his dick in one hand and your moms pic in the other. Too bad coach makes you mop up after everyone leaves…

Your mom didnt have too many friends, so she kind of adopted yours. You were sure they were going to hate your mom talking to them the whole time they’re over your house, but they were sympathetic.

mom: I feel like I’ve really made a connection with them baby, they are such good listeners. They get so focused and their eyes lock onto me. They dont even care if I look like a mess, just wearing whatever bra and boyshorts I threw on that day. When we go into my room and sit on my bed, its like the whole world stops for a while. 

You all suck.

I've been wanting to write new captions but I can't bring myself to do it. The mom cuckold genre is dying, and you're all to blame. They're about 4 active blogs left and all of their content is mundane, in your face, and unoriginal. I'm honestly disgusted at the quality of this genre. The same 3 gifs are used over and over again are paired with a completely uncreative setup. I'm done until I see some creativity in this fetish.

Son! Why didn't you tell me your friends had a band sooner? They've been killing it for the past two hours, the crowd loves them. I even flashed the stage a few times. Oh cmon, it's harmless fun! Everyone seems to like it too. Hey son, what's a groupie? Before the show your friend Nick said I was gonna be his special groupie when they go on tour. It must be an important job, cause he bought me a whole bunch of uniforms. They're mostly corsets, bras and thongs, but uniforms nonetheless! They should be some soon. No I won't be coming home tonight. Nick said he wanted to show me my duties after the show, and he wants me to practice all night. Oh! They just got offstage. Bye son, mommys gonna go be the best groupie your friend's ever had!

Cmon baby, a bets a bet. You couldn't lift me over your shoulder like your friend could and now he gets to take mommy out on a date! I know you're upset but don't blame me. You're the one who added buying this new dress. Now snap this photo of me quick then post it to Facebook. You remember what he told you to caption it right? "Mike's new girl." Of course I'm not wearing undies sweety, everything else is dirty! I told you to get the laundry done baby. Let's just hope the girls stay tucked in when we're grindi- I mean dancing. Ooh he just pulled up! Now get some sleep honey, you have to wake up early to make us breakfast tomorrow morning.

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Would anyone object to captions about sisters and girlfriends? That opens up the possibility of more content.

mom: Your friend was nice enough to buy me these shorts, it's only fair I send him a few pics in them.

You text your mom while shes over your friends house “helping him recover” from his injury.

you: Mom, I know you feel bad about Mike breaking his hand, but do you really need to sleep over his house to make sure hes ok?

mom: Baby it's fine, I'm a natural caretaker. His bed is a little small but if we squeeze together it won't matter. In fact, he asked me to stay for a few days. I’m gonna make sure his cast doesn't get wet while he showers, and help him scrub down so he doesn't have to use his hands. Can you bring me 3 more pairs of boyshorts? I’ve only got the ones I’m wearing. Thanks!

Your mom has been self conscious about her freckles since she was little. She often shared her story with the many guys that tried to pick her up. They took notice, and came up with a game to let her know how beautiful she was. Its called ¨kiss the freckle.¨ The object of the game is to try to kiss every freckle on her body.

Finally, after years of being teased for having freckles on her neck, cleavage, ass, and even a patch on her pussy, she was going to have all these places (and everywhere else) worshiped by almost every guy in your town.

Your mom is a braniac, so she decided to to become a volunteer tutor for the boys at your college. She was an instant hit. You stopped counting how many familiar guys shed bring up to her room so they could ¨study real hard¨ as she put it. Often, you could go on instagram and find pics of your moms study sessions as they were happening. It was clear that she had a talent for keeping their attention.