Your Mom Didnt Have Too Many Friends, So She Kind Of Adopted Yours. You Were Sure They Were Going To

mom: Oh hey honey! I just came down to get some oj. I need you to do me a favor, wash this top and panties? Yea these ones got stained too. Wow, it's 3pm already?? Sorry, yesterday's little sleepover with mike is still going on. I know you hired him to teach you to box, but your mom needs to have a few rounds with him first. Trust me you're getting your money's worth, Im taking quite a pounding up there! He really knows how to work out. I'm pretty sure you can smell our sweat clear down the hall... Don't look at me like that, Im just making friends. And he already has me in his phone as I'm his 'lil bed buddy' It'd be rude to give him the cold shoulder now. Maybe he can get to teaching you next time... fourth times the charm right?

mom: "Hey sweetie, before I go back in there, do I look good? I'm wearing the bra you bought me. It's nice you're finally doing something useful with your allowance, and I'm glad I had you measure my boobs by hand. You didn't wanna measure a fifth time with that little tent in your pants, but I wanted you to get it right. He's gonna love it, but could you wash the matching thong that goes with it? he's dying to see me in it again after he made a mess on it last time. Yes I Watched that Nicki Minaj video you sent me. I'll 'back my ass up' for him. Thanks baby, I don't know how I'd please all these young guys without you."

Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway. 

Cmon baby, a bets a bet. You couldn't lift me over your shoulder like your friend could and now he gets to take mommy out on a date! I know you're upset but don't blame me. You're the one who added buying this new dress. Now snap this photo of me quick then post it to Facebook. You remember what he told you to caption it right? "Mike's new girl." Of course I'm not wearing undies sweety, everything else is dirty! I told you to get the laundry done baby. Let's just hope the girls stay tucked in when we're grindi- I mean dancing. Ooh he just pulled up! Now get some sleep honey, you have to wake up early to make us breakfast tomorrow morning.

It's New Years, and you're home alone again. Your mom is out partying with a friend of yours she had recently gotten close to. You knew it was trouble, especially since you saw the dress your mom went out in.. You scrolled through your Instagram looking at all the sexy girls posting pictures from the various parties they were at. You couldn't help but poke and tug at your dick, since they all showed generous amounts of cleavage. After a few minuets your dick was in your hand and you started to stroke it. If you couldn't have a kiss at midnight, you might as well get to cum at midnight. It didn't help that you kept scrolling past pics of your mom your friend was posting. To be honest, she blended in with all the young girls you saw that were drinking and barley half dressed. It was almost 12, you successfully pushed all thoughts of your mom out of your head, and you were pretty close to cumming. Then, you saw a perfect picture of a girls round ass. With only 30 seconds left, your eyes locked onto the screen and you started jerking as fast as you could. You could see your clock.. 15 seconds to go. You feel your balls tighten and your shaft tingle, it's about to happen. Just then, your thumb accidentally taps your screen and you scroll down to a video. It's of your friend and your mom. It's them having the most intense New Year's Eve kiss you've ever seen. You take your hand off your dick and start shaking your head. It's too late to turn back. You feel stream after stream of cum shoot from your cock, all while watching a looped video of your mom and your friend loudly toung kissing. Her with one hand down the front of his pants and him holding on to her ass cheek. You lay there exhausted, watching the video loop at least 40 times before you get up to clean yourself off. Just then, you get a text from your mom: 'hey honey, John and I are just gonna crash at his place for tonight. Don't wait up. Love you! xoxo' You knew this was gonna be the start of an interesting year.

Even if she was exhausted, your mom loved sending post workout pics to all of her boyfriends. Her pics were so popular, it wasn't uncommon to see them surface online on various porn sites.

Your life got weird when your mom started chaperoning your Football team’s bus rides. Every guy fought to sit next to her, and plenty snapped pics of her when she was bent over or not looking. It went to a whole new level when she took it upon herself to start chaperoning the showers “in case of injury from slipping.” If it looked like anyone was about to fall in the shower, it was her job to catch him. Your moms tight wet body was there to hold onto if they felt like slipping. You dont know how many times saw your mom and a teammate scrubbing each other only a foot away from you, but you knew to turn away when her hand started yo reach below their bellybutton.

Even after you and your friend had a falling out, your mom stayed in touch with him. 2 or 3 times a week, shed stay at his house for the night to ¨bond.¨ You didnt trust him anymore, so you make her take a pic and send it to you when shes about to go to sleep. From the pics she sent you, you´re not sure if they make you feel more or less worried.

I was so excited that my mom was gonna visit me at college. I haven’t seen her in almost a year, and now she was gonna stay with me for a whole two weeks! The first day was great, and she loved meeting my frat brother Mike. She even insists on sleeping in his room. She explained he has a really comfy bed, and loved how his sheets smell. Plus his room has a bathroom in it, so she wouldn’t have to get dressed right away after a shower. The last thing I want is to see her naked after a shower, so I’m more than happy to make mike deal with that. On her first night I was worried she’d feel out of place, but mike sent me a pic of her fast asleep in one of his nightshirts.

It’s been 5 days, and now I hardly see them at all! The only time I see mom is when she posts on snapchat, mostly shots from his bed. She told me Mike bought her a special pair of pjs she can wear for the rest of her visit. How thoughtful! Moms really getting the hang of college life too. Yesterday, I walked into mikes room and saw my mom kneeling in front of him with his shorts around his ankles, his back facing me. She quickly explained that she was practicing her pantsing skills. She was wearing her special pjs too, and they had cream splattered across her chest, and some on her chin. I guess he pranked her too. I quickly left so they could get back to their fun. I’m so glad my mom and frat brother get along this great!

Your mom has a really popular Instagram, where she posts pics of her ever expanding tattoos. You usually never think about it but Mike, who you're having a sleepover with, just asked about seeing more pics of her. He just met her today, so you assume he wants to check out more of her tattoos. So you give him her @ info without thinking twice. As soon as he pulled up her Insta, he seemed distracted. “well, he must be tired” you thought. 

You let mike have your bed for the night, while you sleep on the floor. You're about to fall asleep, but you still see him on his phone in the dark. after a few minuets, you hear your sheets rustle, and suddenly mike’s boxer briefs land on your face, the crotch area right on your nose and mouth. You decide not to say anything, since you figure it'd be embarrassing for him to know you're awake while he's naked in your bed.

While you try to fall asleep, and admire the new scent presented to you, you almost didn't realize mike started to jerk off. He was starring directly at his phone, while his hand was working fast under your favorite fuzzy blanket. The whole time he's whispering things like ‘fucking slut’ and other curses to himself in heat. Suddenly you hear Mike start to breath heavily and jerk faster. You knew as soon as he came, because you could hear him panting, and his thick streaks of cum hitting your bed and pillow. After what was an amazing orgasm you see him clean off his messy cock, and cum covered abs and chest, with your blanket. 

“Oh well” you thought “Ill wash them tomorrow, I'm just glad Mike feels better! I wonder what made him cum so hard...” Just as the thought enters your mind you catch a glimpse of his phone laying flat on your bed, and on the screen you see this:

You recognize the shirt... and more importantly the tattoos... uh oh.