Mom: Your Friend Was Nice Enough To Buy Me These Shorts, It's Only Fair I Send Him A Few Pics In Them.

Growing up, your mom tried really hard to be the ¨cool mom.¨ She was successful for the most part, but only because she wore headbands as shirts and tiny shorts everywhere. It got to the point that your friends hung out with her more than you. one on one, of course. They´d be over for hours at a time and only say ¨hello¨ and ¨goodbye” to you. Eventually they started having sleepovers, your mom always wore the special pajamas she bought just for those occasions. Her favorite was one she called the ¨string shirt,¨ which was really a bra made out of tiny straps with little patches of lace just covering her nipples. It always made you uncomfortable, but dont worry, the string shirt never stayed on for long. It was usually hanging from the headboard that would be banging against your bedroom wall for most of the night. 

mom: Look at these new leggings son! Yeah, I know this is the fifth pair I've shown you, but Im excited. It was so nice of the guys from the gym to get me leggings for my birthday. Now I can look even sexier! Why am I taking pictures? They wanted to see how they fit before I wear them to the gym. Its the least I can do for being so nice. They treat me like family. 

Since I work out at night, the ladies locker room is always locked. But they dont mind letting me use the guys locker room to change and scrub down. Oh calm down baby, Im just one of the guys to them. They give me towel snaps, pats on the ass, and make me play monkey in the middle with my thongs! 

If I drop something one of them will come up behind me, grab my hips, and jokingly start humping me in front of everyone. You know how much of a ham I am, I like to put on a show. So I start moaning like crazy, grab on to my tits, and grind back on his coc- oops! I mean privates honey.

Its strange though, everyone waits till I get in the shower to decide they need to take one too. By the time we all get in, I can barley move! I have a guy at every angle offering to wash a part of me. Youd think Id get done faster that way, but they always take their time and get every inch. 

when everyone leaves, me and one lucky guy will stay in the showers a little longer to get one last work out in..

Your mom went on vacation with her new “guy friend” Mark, but forgot her phone at home with you. Instead she sent you updates from Mark’s phone. It got awkward once when Mark accidentally sent you a pic he took of her sitting on a sink. He apologized, saying he meant to send it to his friend.

One night, she sends you this pic.

mom: Hey! I need your opinion. Mark says this counts as pajamas and I say it doesn't. What do you think?

you: Well… I guess people usually sleep in their underwear… so yes.

mom: Really? good thing you told me. Mark came up with a fun little “no pjs” rule tonight. I just wanted to know if I had to take this off or not before crawling into bed with him. Looks like it’s a yes!

you: What?? I take it back, you can wear that!

mom: Too late honey, we’re already in bed. I have to put down my phone, something just popped up and I need to take care of it. xoxo

It's New Years, and you're home alone again. Your mom is out partying with a friend of yours she had recently gotten close to. You knew it was trouble, especially since you saw the dress your mom went out in.. You scrolled through your Instagram looking at all the sexy girls posting pictures from the various parties they were at. You couldn't help but poke and tug at your dick, since they all showed generous amounts of cleavage. After a few minuets your dick was in your hand and you started to stroke it. If you couldn't have a kiss at midnight, you might as well get to cum at midnight. It didn't help that you kept scrolling past pics of your mom your friend was posting. To be honest, she blended in with all the young girls you saw that were drinking and barley half dressed. It was almost 12, you successfully pushed all thoughts of your mom out of your head, and you were pretty close to cumming. Then, you saw a perfect picture of a girls round ass. With only 30 seconds left, your eyes locked onto the screen and you started jerking as fast as you could. You could see your clock.. 15 seconds to go. You feel your balls tighten and your shaft tingle, it's about to happen. Just then, your thumb accidentally taps your screen and you scroll down to a video. It's of your friend and your mom. It's them having the most intense New Year's Eve kiss you've ever seen. You take your hand off your dick and start shaking your head. It's too late to turn back. You feel stream after stream of cum shoot from your cock, all while watching a looped video of your mom and your friend loudly toung kissing. Her with one hand down the front of his pants and him holding on to her ass cheek. You lay there exhausted, watching the video loop at least 40 times before you get up to clean yourself off. Just then, you get a text from your mom: 'hey honey, John and I are just gonna crash at his place for tonight. Don't wait up. Love you! xoxo' You knew this was gonna be the start of an interesting year.

mom: ¨I´m so glad your buddies invited me to join you on spring break! I haven't done this since I was your age, and I cant believe I still fit into my old two piece. When I first slipped it on I had a hard time getting around my boobs, but your friend john was nice enough to help me squeeze them in. Baby what do you expect, we only have 2 rooms and 8 people. If I´m sharing a room with three guys they´re gonna see me get changed. They aren´t bothering anyone, and they were nice enough to bring me. 

We´ve gotten really close the past few days, like family. If I´m in the shower and one of them needs to use it next, I don´t mind them waiting in the bathroom. It gives us some alone time to talk one on one, even if I have to pull back the curtain a bit so I can hear them. Hell, If we´re getting ready for bed, I´ll let them hop in with me so we can get ready faster. Baby stop shaking... its ok, we just help each other wash up. 

We even share beds! The guys take turns sleeping with me. Its so much fun, we have pillow talk, tickle fights, and I get to cuddle with a cute young guy every night while I fall asleep. I just wish they weren't so hormonal, I keep getting my ass poked by an accidental boners throughout the night, some of them even hold on to me and hump me in their sleep. I just play along, its good to let them get it out of their systems. My pjs consist of thongs and tank tops, of course they´re gonna get hard tangled up in bed with me. By the time I wake up, my pjs are lost in the sheets and I have your friends sweat all over me.

Honey whats that stain on your swim trunks? Maybe you should go in the water till it disappears... ooh look, Mikes coming this way. we´re gonna go back to the room baby, he wants me to model some new bikinis I bought yesterday. 

Son! Why didn't you tell me your friends had a band sooner? They've been killing it for the past two hours, the crowd loves them. I even flashed the stage a few times. Oh cmon, it's harmless fun! Everyone seems to like it too. Hey son, what's a groupie? Before the show your friend Nick said I was gonna be his special groupie when they go on tour. It must be an important job, cause he bought me a whole bunch of uniforms. They're mostly corsets, bras and thongs, but uniforms nonetheless! They should be some soon. No I won't be coming home tonight. Nick said he wanted to show me my duties after the show, and he wants me to practice all night. Oh! They just got offstage. Bye son, mommys gonna go be the best groupie your friend's ever had!

Mom: That cute neighbor has been working on his car all day, poor guy looks all hot and frustrated. I´m gonna go over there and see if he needs a hand. What? I already put on my work clothes and waved, theres no going back now sweetie. I´m just being a good neighbor. If we cant get it fixed together I can at least go inside and use his air conditioner. After this heatwave, and with our cooling system still broken, I´m gonna pop these straps off and stand in front of his AC for hours! Don´t you see it? Its in that upstairs window. I think its his bedroom. Our sweat and body fluids on each other will feel great with the cool breeze of his AC! If I get my way, thats where I´m gonna be spending most of my time until winter.

mom: "Hey sweetie, before I go back in there, do I look good? I'm wearing the bra you bought me. It's nice you're finally doing something useful with your allowance, and I'm glad I had you measure my boobs by hand. You didn't wanna measure a fifth time with that little tent in your pants, but I wanted you to get it right. He's gonna love it, but could you wash the matching thong that goes with it? he's dying to see me in it again after he made a mess on it last time. Yes I Watched that Nicki Minaj video you sent me. I'll 'back my ass up' for him. Thanks baby, I don't know how I'd please all these young guys without you."

Your mom was always worried she was too skinny to be sexy. That´s why she got famous in your town for sending out half naked pics to anyone who´d say she was hot. This always leads to more sexting, then a date, and her coming home and leading some young guy up to her room. When you heard them grunting along with their skin slapping together, you knew what those guys really thought of your mom.

mom: ¨Whats the problem honey? Im just showing off my new glasses to all my friends on facebook. No its not inappropriate at all, I have my shorts on dont I? All the guys I sent this pic to said it was perfect for facebook, but it took a few poses and outfits to get it right. Look how many likes and shares I have already! Everyone in the state is going to see this lol.¨