Remus, To His Parents: Instead Of Complaining About How I Spend Too Much Time In My Room, Just Be Grateful

this was inspired by a @/avesinhogwarts tik tok she’s made like AGES ago

tbf, the real rizz lord is remus, followed by marlene and peter

in the end the “few days” turned out to be barely 24 hrs lol

good things snape did:

- ship wolfstar

- kill dumbledore

- die

regulus “I don’t know how to get people to love me” black and james “people only love me because I made them” potter

sirius: you know what? whatever. who gives a shit about regulus? his entire personality is just being gay and mean

james: you forgot pretty

sirius:

james:

peter:

remus:

remus: you did forget pretty

*inhales* WOMEN

James: aw, he's cute

Reg: *applogises when he does anything, trips in front of James and almost falls down the stairs* sorry-

James: oh... he's traumatised and cute

Regulus "Did you know how hard I fought to keep you?" Black

And James "I was always yours" Potter

James: so I'm in love with him. regulus.

Remus: regulus? Sirius' brother?

James: yeah. thoughts?

Remus: and prayers.

Andromeda: Sorry we're late

Sirius: We didn't want to come

Andromeda: But we felt it would be rude to deprive you of our presence

*both strike a pose*

REMUS LUPIN