Sometimes I Wonder If I’m Really A Perfectionist And Then I Remember That I Have An Incredibly Detailed

Alphard: Are you gonna make sure nobody picks on your brother?

Sirius: Mhmm

Alphard: You're gonna stick up for him?

Sirius: Yeah

Alphard: What does he have? Do you remember what it's called?

Sirius: Auto-Autumn...

Alphard: Autistic?

Sirius: Autistic!

Alphard: And if kids pick on your brother, what are you gonna do?

Sirius: Kill them

Alphard: ...reasonable

Interviewer: you recently had a baby

Regulus: yes

Interviewer: earlier you said that... you don't like children.

Regulus: I still hate them, but my son is special, he-

James: he laughs so cute...and...and...when he cries i want to cry too, just make sure he doesn't cry...he's so cute *sobs* i'm sorry...i want to be a good dad like my father, but I can't do it...he cries and I cry and-

Interviewer: Mr Potter, babies cry all the time at this age

Regulus: I can tell he cries more than Harry

James: *sobs* that's a lie

Interviewer: you probably have the following task to become as wonderful parents as yours.

James: yes

Regulus: fuck, I hope not

By evix, and reposted with permission.

James: Regulus...

Regulus: Oh no, 'Regulus' in B flat.

Regulus: You're disappointed.

The Cadence of Part-time Poets by motswolo

A Simple Spell for Stress Relief

Description

Most of us have to cope with stress from time to time, and summer seems to increase the pressure for many. We feel like we should be relaxing, and because we’re not, that makes us feel even more stressed. Try this simple spell to help you deal with stress, now or at any time of the year. 

Ingredients

Fill a bowl with sand or salt (beach sand is great if you can get it but plain old salt will do). 

A white candle

An empty bowl

Method

Fill a bowl with sand or salt

Light a white candle and place an empty bowl in front of you. 

Let the sand/salt trickle through your fingers into the empty bowl and visualize your stress trickling away with it. 

As you do it say: 

Chant

“I banish stress and let it go

Life’s too fast, I let it sloe

Calmer, balanced, happy now

To banish stress, this I vow.” 

Completing the Spell

Throw the sand/salt away when you’re done. 

Credit: Book of Shadows (BoS) app. 

remus lupin has never been innocent in his life that boy is ready to manipulate mansplain manslaughter

i’ll eat you whole, i love you so

does anyone here actually like jegulus for the relationship and not just because of brother drama?