A Simple Spell For Stress Relief

“remus lupin is the coolest marauder” i say into the mic

everyone claps. no backlash. its a fact.

does anyone here actually like jegulus for the relationship and not just because of brother drama?

things that i think would put Regulus Black in a coma:

a la croix

las vegas

wannabe by the spice girls

hentai

the death of queen liz

the x-factor

pickles

the word "kinnie"

vapo-rub

domino by jesse j

a really good meatball sub

golf

a flu shot

wetherspoons

febreeze

pitch perfect iii

shape of you by ed sheeran

a chocolate milk

a bath bomb

cunk on earth

prawn crisps

any of the barbie films

the word "rizz"

a gold four loko

matty healy's accent

kombucha

the crimson rivers comments

a puff/elf bar

caesar dressing

a 3D movie

pho

the kardashians

wide-ruled notebook paper

this guy

improv

anything by nicki minaj

titanic

terry's chocolate orange

twilight

texas

wet socks

sharp cheddar

any wwii film

eminem

the free-brittany movement

tikka masala

asmr

Regulus "Did you know how hard I fought to keep you?" Black

And James "I was always yours" Potter

don’t hate me but do you think james forgot the color of regulus’ eyes. do you think one day he stopped short, a random time, maybe he was in the kitchen, or walking through the garden. maybe he was on a mission, idk. but he stops, his breath catching in his throat, hands shaking, mind running in circles because he can’t remember. it’s only been a few months since his death, longer since the last time he’d seen him, but he can’t remember. he’s losing it, the imagine he’d had so carefully stored in his mind. he can still see it, but he can’t remember the precise color of his eyes. he knows they were green, knows in the right light they looks grey. but he can’t remember it.

11 yr old james: so who do we end up with?

adult james: regulus

11 yr old james: ???

15-17 yr old james: FUCK YEAH

James: remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?

Regulus: yes?

James "they're out of my ADHD meds for 5 days...

Regulus: oh my god

James: it's gonna be a fun week!!!

Regulus: I'm going to my brother's.

James: through sickness and health motherfucker!!

We know Sirius looks pretty terrifying in his animagus form. A huge, black dog the size of a bear, and looks like the grim. I need more descriptions of Sirius that highlight how intimidating he looks as human. Cold grey eyes, tall, and he’s got his polite aloofness down pat for people he isn’t particularly interested in to talking to. We know Bellatrix looks terrifying, Sirius should be able to make people shit themselves with just one look too tbh.

the black brothers were both stars but one loved the sun and one loved the moon