We Know Sirius Looks Pretty Terrifying In His Animagus Form. A Huge, Black Dog The Size Of A Bear, And

So we've got Jegulus raising Harry and Wolfstar raising Teddy

Now imagine Rosekiller raising a child.

That child would be chaos personified, an absolute menace.

harry potter recs #4

my masterlist

favs: 🧃

masterlists:

masterlist @swellwriting

masterlist @wrathspoet 🧃

harry potter masterlist @panda-noosh

masterlist @scandalous-chaos 🧃

draco malfoy:

his great love @beforeoursunsets 🧃

point of view @draconisxcaput 🧃

enemies by association @panda-noosh 🧃

odd one out @panda-noosh 🧃

james potter:

imitation @randomoutsiders 🧃

mortal enemies @scandalous-chaos

then kiss me again @wreckofawriter 🧃

saudade @gotkindabored

remus lupin:

shared sweaters and failed first impressions @swellwriting

journal @swellwriting

pomegranates @scandalous-chaos 🧃

george weasley:

slight differences @swellwriting

humor me @pepper-up-potion

fred weasley:

fingerprints @loonylupinn

freezing @mountkennedie

cedric diggory:

daisies in the summers @bubble-tea-bunny

neville longbottom:

i should hate you (series) @jimblejamblewriting

the accident @refiwrites

tom riddle:

tom riddle in the twins year @mistress-riddle

sirius black:

i wish @wreckofawriter

heartbeat part two @wreckofawriter 🧃

regulus black:

words unsaid @scandalous-chaos

he loves you @cryonme

Regulus: (sliding rings off and on his fingers idly)

Pandora: What are you doing?

Regulus: Starting a fight.

Pandora: How, exactly?

Regulus: I overheard James tell Remus that he likes my hands.

Pandora: Okay…

Regulus: (nods at Gryffindors and smirks) Just watch.

James: (staring & drooling) He’s killing me.

Sirius: (fuming) How, exactly?

Remus: More like trying to get you killed.

As we all decided "death of the author" I will start adding new, 100% canon, information:

• Madam Maxine taught Hagrid how to do the macarena

• The Black family used to go on vacations to France

• Sirius won the Most Handsome Convict three years in a row

•Regulus used to shout obscene things to James while he was playing Quidditch to distract him but it stuck so James couldnt talk to him without feeling harassed

• James used to blame Remus' "bad behaved rabbit" for their pranks

• Sirius is wanted in France

• McGonagall has a private section of cat weed on the greenhouses

• Blaise bet with Pansy that Drarry was end game, he still owes her 25 galleons because "It might still happen"

• Remus and Lily told all the purebloods that Mickey Mouse is a muggle God

• Once James threatened to hex Evan but Regulus heard and said that likes when he hexes him at night, James immediately left

•Dumbledore is a war criminal

•James and Sirius tried dog food, Sirius because of padfoot, James was just curious, they both liked it a lot and eat when nobody is looking

• Regulus convinced Sirius that they have a squib brother who was sold tho the Polish mafia

• Harry once went to a therapist and made her cry

• Mrs Dursley had an affair with a fortune teller

•The Daily Prophet had a 12 pages article about the scandal of the "LOST BLACK BROTHER" it involved pictures of random polish kids with black hair and an interview with a very confused polish farmer who didn't speak english

•Hedwig is pansexual

•Mr Dursley once found the fortune teller in their kitchen so Mrs Dursley gaslighted him to believe she was a maid they hired 3 years ago

• Voldemort stole his name from a old french cartoon where the dog was called VoldiMorti

• The Death Eaters lived in fear of accidentally touching the black mark while bathing

• When James started dating Lily, Regulus started calling him cheater, half of Hogwarts believed that they were in a relationship despite James' angry denials

• You're gay

if you don't see marlene mckinnon i don't know what to tell you honestly

James: *punching tf out of someone*

Regulus: why am I into this?

Regulus: *verbally abusing the life out of someone*

James: why am I into this?

James: hey lils, would you be willing to help me with something?

Lily: it depends…probably not…

James: I’ll take that as a yes. You see, I heard from a little bird called Remus that you know French, he refused to teach me because apparently I’m too difficult but I thought maybe you could help.

Lily: oh sure, why?

James: …uhhh, well…you know how Sirius’ family are posh and fluent in French? I thought it would be nice if I…learnt something to make him feel…happy…and…understood??????

Lily: Sirius hates speaking French though, he hasn’t ever spoken French in the whole time we’ve known him?

James:

Lily:

James:

Lily: you want to impress Regulus Black don’t you?

James: ……maybe

BAND AU BAND AU!!

(pls zoom in bc this drawing is stacked)

(took the photo ref from pics/videos of celebrities-these celebrities include matt hitt, timothee chalamet, boygenius and lewis capaldi)

close ups without colour bc i may or may not like them better:

these two are the exception bc they turned out pretty cool

this is accurate.

Regulus: How did Sirius react when you told him we are dating?

James: He was cool with it actually

Regulus: James?

James: He tried to bite me