James: *punching Tf Out Of Someone*

*after witnessing remus and regulus jokingly flirt for the past two hours*

james: just so we’re clear, you and regulus aren’t actually dating?

remus: no james. you’re free to shag your best friends brother if you wish.

sirius: WAIT. THATS WHY HE CARED SO MUCH? i thought he was just defending me! james potter you WHORE!

regulus: grow up.

sirius: you want to fuck my bestfriend!

regulus: no? your bestfriend wants to fuck me. i’d be happy with your boyfriend *winks*

remus: i’ll dream of you babe.

sirius: leave my friends alone reggie. you’re infecting them.

It's really not that hard to understand, I'm a harry potter fan not in a "I'm in love with draco and I love jk for creating this universe" way but in a gay marauders fanfic masterpiece good old fashioned lover boy dorlene happy sadness flowerpot regulus headcanon human golden retriever wolfstar happy ending everyone lives 70s way

I don't know why people don't get it

Prefect: Welcome first years! Let’s get to know each other. Please describe yourself for everyone in a couple of words

Regulus *deadpanned*: Vaguely creepy with a dash of ugly

Prefect: I- Oh. Ok.

“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” and i want remus lupin to be alive. you’ve had sex, i’ve had enough.

i see you jily and jegulus shippers, but i raise you: polyamorous bisexual disaster james potter.

the poor boy is in the midst of a constant mental breakdown over his two crushes, lily evans and regulus black, aka the girl who’s been rejecting him since day one and his best friend’s evil brother.

i am such a firm believer that regulus fell in love first.

sure, james was interested first. how could he not be? reg was a walking contradiction, so completely different than his brother, yet so similar.

but the interest of someone who wasn’t told to be interested, wasn’t forced into it, wasn’t talking to him for any sort of gain, but just being with him for him, was new. as soon as james started paying attention to him, and talking to him, and smiling at him, regulus was done for. 

regulus barely fought as he went under.

sirius: *staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night*

remus: you alright?

sirius: just thinking back to the time when i was fourteen and regulus called me gay

remus: and?

sirius: he was right

everyone at hogwarts knows about harrys gay dads but some people hear about these two older gay men and for the first time in their lives feel seen. some people, like a certain fruity slytherin kid.

basically draco would have been much less of a twat if he had a positive gay influence in his life, or at the very least someone to tell him he doesnt have to listen to his dad

The Batman Recap:

in their own world