Jesper: Why Are Guys So Hot??

Oh look guys, our Naoya evolved into a butterfree

Kaz: Inej, I have a fun date idea tonight

Jesper: Let's see what his fun means

Inej: Oooh I hope it's a Zemini funeral

Jesper: That can't be the real answer

Kaz: Of course, what else would it be

Jesper: *passes kruge to Nina* HOW

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

Jesper: *about Kaz* Is he still mad at us?

Inej: You more than me, I'm having his child

Jesper: THATS NOT FAIR I CANT DO THAT.

Most of the couples in Double Life need marriage counselling. Except Jimmy and Tango and Etho and Joel

Yknow what's a funny situation? Being a rich gay all-powerful overlord, only to be in love with your asexual rival

I'm tired of being a girl kisser with no girl to kiss 😠

Double life is just gonna be a soulmates AU, slow burn and idiot and serious fan fiction for all Desert duo shippers isn't it?

Nina: Alright alright, you're yelling and I don't see you taking your shirt off. I QUIT!

Matthias: You quit? You QUIT? HELVARS DONT QUIT!

Nina: Well I'm a Zenik and ZENIKS DO QUIT!

I breathe in and out angrily, non-existent veins popping in my head.

"WHAT IS THAT BITCH DOING HERE?" I bellow, I turn and look towards the Grim Reaper who shrugs.

"I got no idea man." He says, scratching his head in confusion himself.

"GET HER OUT OF HERE!" I tell my mother even though she's to busy drowning herself in tears. From within my earshot, I hear my best friends whispering to themselves.

"I mean, this is a new low, even for her." They say and I can't yell at them that it isn't my choice.

I scowl and turn towards the uninvited guest in horror as she gives a speech at my funeral.

"I will haunt you for life... Umbridge."

You die in a freak accident and watch your funeral as a spirit. You’re shocked to see who comes to pay their last respects to you.