Double Life Is Just Gonna Be A Soulmates AU, Slow Burn And Idiot And Serious Fan Fiction For All Desert

Jesper: Look, there's a message in my cereal

Jesper: It says 'ooooo'

Kaz: Jesper, those are cheerios

Still can't get over the trauma of Viren and Aaravos having a BABY together. Like what in the mpreg hell.....

Also, does this make that centipede baby Claudia and Soren's brother/sister/sibling????? Are they connected by BLOOD????? (I mean literally yes but like...)

Inej: *being philosophical* What is the meaning of life?

Kaz: Scam as many people as you can and get rich

Jesper: Spread my fabulousness every where I go

Wylan: Spend it in misery and contemplation

Nina: Waffles.

Matthias: Why do I even hang out with you guys?

Nina: *batting eyelashes* Matthias, are you or are you not the love of my life?

Matthias: I am? But why-?

Kaz: She's setting you up for something.

Nina: Shut it Kaz, I'm talking to the love of my life.

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

Jesper: Why are guys so hot??

Tamar: Why are girls so hot??

Nina: Why is everyone hot??

Matthias, nodding solemnly: Global Warming is real

KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ GHAFA IS THAT YOU????

Writing Prompt #2885

"I want to love you."

"Well that isn't good enough! I want to actually be loved. Not held at arm's length until you decide that you've figured it out."

Grian: whoever is the unlucky person to be soul bonded to this *gestures to himself*

Also Grian: *gets bonded with Scar*

Sooooo, I dinda drew something. Well it's absolutely horrible and will make me win worst art of the year buuuut.

Ta-dah! I present to you, Graham Calloway!

Inej: You're forgetting Suli because you never practice

Jesper: *says something in Suli*

Inej: You just told me you're pregnant

Nina: Congratulations! You're glowing