Love That Kids Are Emo Again. I Love Walking Into The Grocery Store Or Goodwill And Seeing Some Teenage

finally, someone for tumblr

There are exactly two kinds of horny male authors:

The ones who only seem to vaguely know what sex is, and regardless of the number of partners they might have had altogether, there have been none that were particularly satisfied with what they got.

The ones who clearly fuck so much that they write characters having sex into the story in the exact same self-indulgent way that you would write characters engaging in your favourite hobby.

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

this is all I have to say

ok

If this gets um…

5k notes before June I’ll come out to my mom as genderfluid

(No note limits or tag limits)

I’ll tag a few

@frankiefridayyy @spaghettihell @saltywastelandjase @narniasclosetvoltron @xxmiloxxx @xoxoskylerrr101 @emmidemi

Werewolf boyfriend

I get laid tomorrowwwwww

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.