There Are Exactly Two Kinds Of Horny Male Authors:

i think one of the reasons i get mildly annoyed about worldbuilding threads that are 200 tweets of why you should care about where blue dye comes from in your world before saying someone is wearing blue is that so few of them go up to the second level of "and that should impact your characters somehow" - i don't care that blue dye comes from pressing berries that only grow in one kingdom a thousand miles away if people are casually wearing blue

trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

Scrapped painting. Will try again tomoro

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

y'all. i found an account on twitter that posts funny fanfiction lines and its a fucking goldmine. here's some of my favourite sonic ones in particular because they're so adjalsirjalmsndns

and of course we can't forget the iconic

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too

Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

happy hallowed ween from your local potion seller……

second potion is an old commission for @vzmp i reuploaded because i messed up the formatting the first time and it’s been bugging me for ages