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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

[jester that just got kicked in the crotch] ah! my jesticles!

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

Werewolf boyfriend

She should be at the club or as I like to say egy ilyen lánynak a diszkóban a helye

Toast.

toast

If ur in the epic discord you've seen this dumb thing already but here it is again