This Is All I Have To Say

My son egg n his brother cheese

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

transgender beam

ok

If this gets um…

5k notes before June I’ll come out to my mom as genderfluid

(No note limits or tag limits)

I’ll tag a few

@frankiefridayyy @spaghettihell @saltywastelandjase @narniasclosetvoltron @xxmiloxxx @xoxoskylerrr101 @emmidemi

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

Happy Valentine’s Day!

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad