Werewolf Boyfriend

nowhere else

i've seen enough horror movies starring upper-middle-income white families stuck in spacious haunted mansions. gimme stories about millennials stuck in haunted studio apartments. consider the realism:

why is this protagonist staying in an obviously haunted building despite the glaring warning signs? because a week at a motel would send them spiraling into credit card debt, they'll take their chances with the vengeful spirits. why did they chose this apartment complex to begin with, despite the many many unexplained mysterious deaths that show up on the first page of a google search? hon some of us don't have the credit score to move away from high (paranormal) crime areas. how could i be so careless as to sign a soul-binding contract with a demonic entity? bitch they're called LANDLORDS

Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

You can only reblog this today.

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

You can only reblog this today.

this is all I have to say

Toast.

toast

hey girl you're so vitamin deficiency can we kiss