Sorry For The 5-ish Month Hiatus I Was Experiencing Many Forms Of Depression😓

Crane: [Reading chat] Crane is my dad? I’m not sure I am.

Max: Alright, daddy.

MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN PLEASE KEEP YOUR DADDY KINK BETWEEN YOU AND CHARLES.

(jk we love to see it)

Chris: Where are you, Max?

Max: I’m coming, darling!

The fanfic writers were apparently right in assuming that Max would use “darling,” or “schatje,” as a term of endearment!!!

Real person fiction? Nah, real person TRUTH.

Carlos Sainz try to not be a whiny bitch every time someone overtakes him challenge!!!

(Extremely Difficult) (Gone Wrong)

CHARLES POSTING MAX ON MAIN AND HIS STORY???

JUST POST THE WEDDING PICS AT THIS POINT

so happy for Oscar’s 50th GP win !! 💜

Okay yall who is actually voting Lando as DOTD every fucking race weekend because this is just getting ridiculous💀

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

YOUR HONOR, I AM NOT PROUD OF THE SOUND THAT WAS EXTRACTED FROM MY SOUL WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURES.

OH MY LORD HIS THIGHSSSS😭🙏

I AM UNWELL.

I think the fact that Lando isn’t used to being at the front of the field has reflected a lot on not only his racing but also the way he handles situations post-race.

When he pushed Max into the grass in Spain he joked that he had “left plenty of space” in the press conference afterwards, but after the crash today he’s gone around parading that Max is too aggressive, has lost his respect, and is overall handling it immaturely by making himself out to be an innocent bystander when it was simply hard racing with mistakes made from both drivers.

Essentially, Lando needs to mature if he’s going to be a genuine contender for the championship because these piss fits are a behavior to leave in the midfield. You don’t see Max whining to interviewers that he deserves an apology and that his rivaling drivers have lost his respect because he is mature enough to handle those things privately, especially considering that they’re good friends off-track.

(I don’t mean any offense, I have nothing against Lando, just thought I’d give my thoughts on the absolute chaos that was today’s race.)

LOGAN’S NO LONGER LAST IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GIVE HIM THE WORLD TITLE ALREADY‼️🦅🇺🇸💥

AMERICAN BOY STUNTING ON THESE BRITISH HOES🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥