CHARLES POSTING MAX ON MAIN AND HIS STORY???

"It's x's home race because he drives for an Italian team" "Its y's home race because he speaks Italian" WRONG. It's Yuki Tsunoda's home race because he literally lives 15km from the track and the nonnas in town call him Yukino

FIA was really handing out penalties this weekend like a middle schooler with gum

'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate

YOUR HONOR, I AM NOT PROUD OF THE SOUND THAT WAS EXTRACTED FROM MY SOUL WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURES.

OH MY LORD HIS THIGHSSSS😭🙏

I AM UNWELL.

I got a tonsillectomy on Tuesday, had to go into emergency surgery last night, woke up and sobbed because I missed the first half of the race, then took drugs for my throat pain and ranted on Tumblr about Max Verstappen and Lando Norris.

Sorry yall had to deal with that, my life has been utter chaos recently😭✊

such a shame they cancelled the austrian gp this year oh well see you guys next year!

I’m starting to think Charles made a literal deal with the devil and sacrificed the rest of his season for that Monaco victory because wtf

Chris: Where are you, Max?

Max: I’m coming, darling!

The fanfic writers were apparently right in assuming that Max would use “darling,” or “schatje,” as a term of endearment!!!

Real person fiction? Nah, real person TRUTH.

I think I’ve seen this film before…

Not Max and Lando being in their Brocedes era😪💔