Okay Yall Who Is Actually Voting Lando As DOTD Every Fucking Race Weekend Because This Is Just Getting

Them filming the F1 movie during actual races is hilarious to me because the drivers are over here having serious interviews and then you glance slightly out of frame and there’s fucking Brad Pitt in an race suit.

Yes, I have no filter and shamelessly share my controversial opinions:

I’m a Kimi Räikkönen fan.

What is Ferrari’s obsession with fucking Charles with their shit strategies EVERY GODDAMN WEEKEND???

He needs to be put on a suicide watch at this point cause the boy can only take so much😭

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

JUST OPENED THE TEAMREDLINE STREAM TO MAX MOTHERFUCKING VERSTAPPEN SAYING “DARLING,” AND “DADDY,” HELLO?????

THEN PROCEEDING TO DISS THE BRITISH AS HE SHOULD!!!

BUT ACTUALLY WHAT IS IN THE AIR CUS THE MAN IS MENACING💀🙏

one day you’re casually interested in cars going vroom and the next you discover brocedes and life is simply never the same afterwards

"It's x's home race because he drives for an Italian team" "Its y's home race because he speaks Italian" WRONG. It's Yuki Tsunoda's home race because he literally lives 15km from the track and the nonnas in town call him Yukino

A book explaining everything that has happened between Formula 1 drivers would be longer than the Bible.

So there’s Lando who is in love with Carlos, who have been together since the moment they met, but Carlos is also probably sleeping with Charles, even though their relationship seems to be falling to pieces, but Charles is also in love with Max, who is his literal soulmate and they’re obsessed with each other, but Max is also in love with Daniel, who was his older, cooler teammate who he pathetically fell in love with, but Max was also kinda in love with Carlos when they were younger, and now that’s over but Lando now has a weird thing going on with Oscar, who is his younger much calmer teammate, but Oscar has a thing going on with Logan, who is his childhood friend, and Logan is teammates with Alex, who loves his girlfriend but also kinda loves George, who is also his childhood friend, and George also loves his girlfriend but also kinda loves Alex, but George also has a weird thing for Lewis, who is his teammate and a big thing in f1, and Lewis had a lovers to enemies thing with Nico, who used to be his best friend, but he also had cute little thing with Seb, who was his rival but in a cute way, and Seb was basically married to Kimi, who had a soft spot for Seb, but Seb also had a toxic thing with Mark, the promising Red Bull driver that never accomplished what he wanted, and Mark was absolutely gone on Fernando, who was also absolutely gone on him, but Jenson was also gone on Fernando, who was his teammate at mclaren, and Jenson also could’ve had a thing with Seb and a thing with Nico, but—

PART TWO

Crane: [Reading chat] Crane is my dad? I’m not sure I am.

Max: Alright, daddy.

MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN PLEASE KEEP YOUR DADDY KINK BETWEEN YOU AND CHARLES.

(jk we love to see it)