Crane: [Reading Chat] Crane Is My Dad? I’m Not Sure I Am.

Then there’s Kimi never getting his drink😖💔

Ollie Bearman (Jeddah 2024): “The drink is going everywhere except in my mouth!” Charles Leclerc (Abu Dhabi 2022): “Grazie, grazie… [chokes on water] Oh, I pressed the drinks button. Ohhhh! Grazie ragazzi!”

Name a more iconic duo than Ferrari drivers + struggling with the drink. 😓

JUST OPENED THE TEAMREDLINE STREAM TO MAX MOTHERFUCKING VERSTAPPEN SAYING “DARLING,” AND “DADDY,” HELLO?????

THEN PROCEEDING TO DISS THE BRITISH AS HE SHOULD!!!

BUT ACTUALLY WHAT IS IN THE AIR CUS THE MAN IS MENACING💀🙏

AND HE DID!!! MY KING NEVER LIES

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behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person.

I’m starting to think Charles made a literal deal with the devil and sacrificed the rest of his season for that Monaco victory because wtf

Sorry for the 5-ish month hiatus I was experiencing many forms of depression😓

CHARLES POSTING MAX ON MAIN AND HIS STORY???

JUST POST THE WEDDING PICS AT THIS POINT

Fred and Charles jumping into the water 🤣

AHHHHHHHHHH

AshghhagahahhagHhHahgHaaAgghfh

I think I’ve seen this film before…

Not Max and Lando being in their Brocedes era😪💔