YOUR HONOR, I AM NOT PROUD OF THE SOUND THAT WAS EXTRACTED FROM MY SOUL WHEN I SAW THESE PICTURES.

I got a tonsillectomy on Tuesday, had to go into emergency surgery last night, woke up and sobbed because I missed the first half of the race, then took drugs for my throat pain and ranted on Tumblr about Max Verstappen and Lando Norris.

Sorry yall had to deal with that, my life has been utter chaos recently😭✊

Something’s coming, alright…

ME😈‼️

Crane: [Reading chat] Crane is my dad? I’m not sure I am.

Max: Alright, daddy.

MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN PLEASE KEEP YOUR DADDY KINK BETWEEN YOU AND CHARLES.

(jk we love to see it)

I think the fact that Lando isn’t used to being at the front of the field has reflected a lot on not only his racing but also the way he handles situations post-race.

When he pushed Max into the grass in Spain he joked that he had “left plenty of space” in the press conference afterwards, but after the crash today he’s gone around parading that Max is too aggressive, has lost his respect, and is overall handling it immaturely by making himself out to be an innocent bystander when it was simply hard racing with mistakes made from both drivers.

Essentially, Lando needs to mature if he’s going to be a genuine contender for the championship because these piss fits are a behavior to leave in the midfield. You don’t see Max whining to interviewers that he deserves an apology and that his rivaling drivers have lost his respect because he is mature enough to handle those things privately, especially considering that they’re good friends off-track.

(I don’t mean any offense, I have nothing against Lando, just thought I’d give my thoughts on the absolute chaos that was today’s race.)

watching the front positions of f1: Same 5 guys trading off finishing positions with each other every week

watching the midfield/backrunners of f1: Pierre Gasly and Esteban Ocon are roleplaying Javert and Hugh Jackman in a Les Miserables fight to mutually assured destruction over a no-points position. Lewis Hamilton is going to physically fight his own car to the death. Yuki Tsunoda and Daniel Ricciardo are going to physically fight each other to the death, but Daniel has a disadvantage because Lance Stroll has a sniper rifle aimed at his head. The Saubers are rewriting the federalist papers in the pits. Kevin Magnussen has planted a bomb on the track, and the blast has inevitably caught a Williams.

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person.

What is Ferrari’s obsession with fucking Charles with their shit strategies EVERY GODDAMN WEEKEND???

He needs to be put on a suicide watch at this point cause the boy can only take so much😭

FIA was really handing out penalties this weekend like a middle schooler with gum

Convinced my 10 year old brother that Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen are dating by showing him edits of them longingly staring at each other.

If there’s a will, there’s a way, and Lestappen is literally the inevitable and the predestined.

Lacy is both the worst and best thing to have happened to Formula 1

I haven’t known a day of peace since the F1 editors found this song.