Tav!Armand Update:

Not Marius being a watch guy™ and stealing a Patek Philippe from a victim

possibly the most pathetically on-brand thing for him to be

something happened in my brain, and now u have to watch it

Turn my haters to consumers / I make vets feel like they juniors 📿⛪️🕯️

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

omg there is another one!!

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Thus far Tav!Armand’s relationships with the other characters are:

- Astarion: saw through his ’seduction for survival’ thing immediately because it’s something he recognised in himself, rivals or trauma bonding? idk yet

- Shadowheart: they’re beefing because S is keeping secrets and A tried to dig around in her brain, there can only be one mysterious bitch around here

- Laezel: wants to fuck him? but what's new, mutual respect

- Gale: Armand thinks he’s endearing, they could yap for hours about anything

- Wyll: I think they’d have a great flirting stage but ultimately I think they have a difficult time truly understanding each other

- Karlach: how could anyone not love her?? she likes Armand because he believes in her

this fandom is so goddamn creative I love you guys

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Artemis Fowl + aesthetic

Armand’s 3D printer in ’Daniel Molloy’s Incredible Showstopping World-Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)’

Apple Macintosh 128K

+ alt

Killin’ us