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Tav!Armand update:

Gale asking Karlach what he should do if someone showed romantic interest in him the day after Armand beamed an image of them making out into his brain lmaoo

Karlach said talk to him you bozo

hello armand

Armand's adventures in Faerun continue...

Gale comparing Armand to Tara:

kitty Armand confirmed

Benji has a vampire hotline podcast?? Those memes about Lestat and Daniel starting a podcast are not farfetched at all lmaoo

“I’m not cut out for the life you’re offering me.”

-Katya Michailov (to Sofia)

oh this is perfect!! the way armand looks exactly like that one st Sebastian painting and now finding out Daniel also looks like a bunch of them!!

I understand Armand, because young Daniel Molloy really did have a face that said ‘martyr me like one of your Saint Sebastians’

Maybe I like that Daniel looks 70 and Armand looks 27, MAYBE I'm a pervert!

Thus far Tav!Armand’s relationships with the other characters are:

- Astarion: saw through his ’seduction for survival’ thing immediately because it’s something he recognised in himself, rivals or trauma bonding? idk yet

- Shadowheart: they’re beefing because S is keeping secrets and A tried to dig around in her brain, there can only be one mysterious bitch around here

- Laezel: wants to fuck him? but what's new, mutual respect

- Gale: Armand thinks he’s endearing, they could yap for hours about anything

- Wyll: I think they’d have a great flirting stage but ultimately I think they have a difficult time truly understanding each other

- Karlach: how could anyone not love her?? she likes Armand because he believes in her

Artemis in DC Comics AU

Artemis getting a visit from the Justice League because seriously how the hell did you hack the watchtower!!??

Artemis becoming the Teen Titans go-to intelligence guy when it gets out of their league 

Artemis being so smug over having superpowered humans ask for help 

Butler realizing Bruce Wayne is Batman because his uncle taught Bruce that technique dammit 

Alfred and Butler bonding over their ridiculous employers oh my god 

Holly and Juliet low key fangirling over Wonder Woman 

Artemis figuring out the metahuman gene and how to get it and active it in himself 

Artemis with superpowers 

Everyone drops a collective shit 

He refuses to join any teams

The LEP weeps 

Him expecting to get some mental or magic superpower and instead getting like super strength or flight 

“Butler help I don’t know how to land”

Butler sighs 

Holly laughs her ass off 

Artemis the Superhero

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT