Thus far Tav!Armand’s relationships with the other characters are:
- Astarion: saw through his ’seduction for survival’ thing immediately because it’s something he recognised in himself, rivals or trauma bonding? idk yet
- Shadowheart: they’re beefing because S is keeping secrets and A tried to dig around in her brain, there can only be one mysterious bitch around here
- Laezel: wants to fuck him? but what's new, mutual respect
- Gale: Armand thinks he’s endearing, they could yap for hours about anything
- Wyll: I think they’d have a great flirting stage but ultimately I think they have a difficult time truly understanding each other
- Karlach: how could anyone not love her?? she likes Armand because he believes in her
Direct Lestat quote from the book that I like to imagine is said in an index-finger-to-the-chin-while-nodding-like-brittany-broski kinda way:
”Yes, I will use the iPhone magic to communicate.”
Aro started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.
-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
why does he look so smug huh
obsessed with him
something happened in my brain, and now u have to watch it
I have a new spiritual animal vampire:
this guy showed up and said with his whole chest he was gonna “smack Marius in his face” if he ever saw him again
Armand's kitten fangs hhihifhgighh
”Hell, you won’t even have a chance to tell them. Armand will hear you coming. Then he’ll kill you on sight. You do know they have to see you to burn you up, don’t you? They can’t do it unless they can see you. But Armand will hunt you down and you won’t be able to hide.”
why is this hot?? what’s wrong with me??