Not Marius Being A Watch Guy™ And Stealing A Patek Philippe From A Victim

why does he look so smug huh

Cornelius McCarthy (1935-2009)

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

Raphael could totally just talk you into having an orgasm

because Armand is a messy bitch he sleeps with Astarion at the tiefling party after having flirted with Gale since the start

Currently playing BG3 as Armand and let me tell you the jumpscare I got when the guardian first appeared and I remembered I made him look like Marius

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

Aro started to laugh. “Ha ha ha,” he chuckled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Young Silco😩

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

Maybe I like that Daniel looks 70 and Armand looks 27, MAYBE I'm a pervert!