HEY That's MY Emotional Support Morally Ambiguous Misunderstood Full Of Trauma Touch Starved Yearning

Gale: It’s important to remember what makes us human

Armand: …

Gale: … well you know what I mean

LMAOO

Just write the script and direct the movie, because this right here is amazing

“Artemis Fowl” would be such an amazing movie? Like it starts off with a voice over going all…

How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed… 

And we see a rich boy wearing an expensive suit sitting by fire… we can’t see his face–just his back with that fancy Victorian chair of his. And he’s staring at his piles of GOLD. The voice over continues…

There is no doubt that Artemis is a child prodigy.  But why does someone of such brilliance dedicate himself to criminal activities? 

The boy stands up but we still can’t see his face. He walks towards the screen and the cam backs away and then suddenly the boy is trying to close the door. 

This is a question that can be answered by only one person.

And then the view goes upward and we finally see his pale face and he’s smiling deviously with his finger on his lips as if to say “Hush.”

And he delights in not talking.

The boy closes the door entirely and then it shows “Artemis Fowl” in friggin GOLD because that’s what the movie is all about. G O L D. And then it gives the audience the chills.

because Armand is a messy bitch he sleeps with Astarion at the tiefling party after having flirted with Gale since the start

Can finally post my art for the @devilsminionrbb! Along with this lovely fic by @helianthus21 written for it!!

Pose & composition based on Romeo & Juliet by Frank Bernard Dicksee

Tav!Armand update:

Gale asking Karlach what he should do if someone showed romantic interest in him the day after Armand beamed an image of them making out into his brain lmaoo

Karlach said talk to him you bozo

Benji has a vampire hotline podcast?? Those memes about Lestat and Daniel starting a podcast are not farfetched at all lmaoo

more Phantom Armand cuz i'm obsessed

also some devil's minion chibis!

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

please let my man Everard survive this book he is way too funny to die

“He was not going to confess that all he knew of them he'd learned from the vampire chronicles, and that he’d been practicing his skills, if that’s what they were, based on the descriptions written by disreputable vampire authors like Lestat de Lioncourt and Marius de Romanus and so forth and so on.”

The ending had me in tears...

Goncharov (1973) my beloved