Omg There Is Another One!!

More prof Raphael wips for the havers

in case it hasn’t been clear, this blog is firmly and unwaveringly pro-choice.

just saw Moulin Rouge for the first time and where are the Devil’s Minions AUs 💢💳💢💳

the desired courtesan falls in love with the kinda pathetic but endearing poor writer? the courtesan who gets deathly sick has to leave the boy to save him?? in a theatre in paris???

the play they’re making being an orientalist spectacle playing on Armand’s Indian heritage?? hello

Tav!Armand update:

Gale asking Karlach what he should do if someone showed romantic interest in him the day after Armand beamed an image of them making out into his brain lmaoo

Karlach said talk to him you bozo

He loved it not because it looked like a gentle, thoughtful young man, but because it was ghastly and awful and loathsome, and beautiful all at the same time.

Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned

Artemis in DC Comics AU

Artemis getting a visit from the Justice League because seriously how the hell did you hack the watchtower!!??

Artemis becoming the Teen Titans go-to intelligence guy when it gets out of their league 

Artemis being so smug over having superpowered humans ask for help 

Butler realizing Bruce Wayne is Batman because his uncle taught Bruce that technique dammit 

Alfred and Butler bonding over their ridiculous employers oh my god 

Holly and Juliet low key fangirling over Wonder Woman 

Artemis figuring out the metahuman gene and how to get it and active it in himself 

Artemis with superpowers 

Everyone drops a collective shit 

He refuses to join any teams

The LEP weeps 

Him expecting to get some mental or magic superpower and instead getting like super strength or flight 

“Butler help I don’t know how to land”

Butler sighs 

Holly laughs her ass off 

Artemis the Superhero

Armand’s 3D printer in ’Daniel Molloy’s Incredible Showstopping World-Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)’

Apple Macintosh 128K

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The ending had me in tears...

Goncharov (1973) my beloved

Armand's adventures in Faerun continue...

Gale comparing Armand to Tara:

kitty Armand confirmed