So You Know How You Love Me Because You Haven’t Had A Single Meeting With Anyone Since I Became Your

Concept: a D&D campaign that takes the game’s “most monsters are intelligent and capable of speech so that high-Charisma PCs can fast-talk them” conceit to its logical conclusion and turns every quest into a courtroom drama. Like, the local innkeeper wants those giant spiders chased out of her basement, but the spiders are claiming adverse possession on the basis that she hasn’t cleaned the place in literal decades, and now you’ve got to figure out how squatter’s rights apply to cave-dwelling arthropods.

Meanwhile I'm struggling to hold down 1, one, job 😂

You go you funky lil Satan Child

hey mickey, i saw that you're poly (i am too) and i was wondering how many relationships you're in, but only if you feel comfortable sharing. ily!

three romantic relationships!! i also have multiple qpps and a platonic boyfriend!!

Ah yes, ruler of the Kingdom of Hell... Mickey Mouse!

Seriously though, thanks mate 👍

Is your name pronounced Mickey like "Mick-ey" or Mickey like "Mike-y"?? My English isn't great and every time I see your name on posts my brain panics and doesn't know what to do 😂

mick-ee!! like mickey mouse!!

I’m looking at gameplay of the canceled version of Resident Evil 2 that got leaked a few years ago and I forgot that they were going to have product placement with Pepsi

this is really fucking funny to me idk why

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

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