Concept: A D&D Campaign That Takes The Game’s “most Monsters Are Intelligent And Capable Of Speech

my dog took a bullet for me

Ah yes, ruler of the Kingdom of Hell... Mickey Mouse!

Seriously though, thanks mate 👍

Is your name pronounced Mickey like "Mick-ey" or Mickey like "Mike-y"?? My English isn't great and every time I see your name on posts my brain panics and doesn't know what to do 😂

mick-ee!! like mickey mouse!!

a concept: the mad love episode from batman TAS, but This time harley doesnt suffer

It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.

I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.

I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:

“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”

The players were stunned silent.

“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!

…roll initiative.”

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

No one asked for colored sketch but here it is anyway dark!ava

Holy shit I remember this I was playing with my friend on her account (because I wasn't allowed to sign up to things because my parents thought that hackers would empty out their bank accounts and I'd be catfished if I signed up for club penguin) and I just remember the euphoria we felt as the purple penguin was sat on the ceiling lost in a sea of the other penguins before the confusion of the game crashing and then the crushing realisation that we weren't able to play for the rest of the day no matter how many time we reloaded the page. Honestly an iconic, and defining moment in my childhood that I'd completely forgotten about XD

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life.