Diafol-llywd - Man A Man A Mwnci

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

Molly is a puff for sure, but I am awaiting more evidence for what house Yasha would be in

bc I’m an unoriginal bench who makes the content she wants to see in the world, I am definitely thinking about a c2 critical role hogwarts au and I NEED TO KNOW people’s opinions on which houses Molly and Yasha would be in pls help

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

Me going to "check the stock room" at work

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.

I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.

I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:

“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”

The players were stunned silent.

“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!

…roll initiative.”

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

How'd you break your collar bone? Did you try to catch a cactus again: like you've never heard it before

mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”

Meanwhile I'm struggling to hold down 1, one, job 😂

You go you funky lil Satan Child

hey mickey, i saw that you're poly (i am too) and i was wondering how many relationships you're in, but only if you feel comfortable sharing. ily!

three romantic relationships!! i also have multiple qpps and a platonic boyfriend!!