Ah Yes, Ruler Of The Kingdom Of Hell... Mickey Mouse!

@ portrait modders

Concept: a D&D campaign that takes the game’s “most monsters are intelligent and capable of speech so that high-Charisma PCs can fast-talk them” conceit to its logical conclusion and turns every quest into a courtroom drama. Like, the local innkeeper wants those giant spiders chased out of her basement, but the spiders are claiming adverse possession on the basis that she hasn’t cleaned the place in literal decades, and now you’ve got to figure out how squatter’s rights apply to cave-dwelling arthropods.

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

Molly is a puff for sure, but I am awaiting more evidence for what house Yasha would be in

bc I’m an unoriginal bench who makes the content she wants to see in the world, I am definitely thinking about a c2 critical role hogwarts au and I NEED TO KNOW people’s opinions on which houses Molly and Yasha would be in pls help

It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.

I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.

I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:

“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”

The players were stunned silent.

“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!

…roll initiative.”

Holy shit I remember this I was playing with my friend on her account (because I wasn't allowed to sign up to things because my parents thought that hackers would empty out their bank accounts and I'd be catfished if I signed up for club penguin) and I just remember the euphoria we felt as the purple penguin was sat on the ceiling lost in a sea of the other penguins before the confusion of the game crashing and then the crushing realisation that we weren't able to play for the rest of the day no matter how many time we reloaded the page. Honestly an iconic, and defining moment in my childhood that I'd completely forgotten about XD

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

a concept: the mad love episode from batman TAS, but This time harley doesnt suffer