I Have Been Waiting All Year To Post This.

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

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Guys 2014 is in two months

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Holy shit I remember this I was playing with my friend on her account (because I wasn't allowed to sign up to things because my parents thought that hackers would empty out their bank accounts and I'd be catfished if I signed up for club penguin) and I just remember the euphoria we felt as the purple penguin was sat on the ceiling lost in a sea of the other penguins before the confusion of the game crashing and then the crushing realisation that we weren't able to play for the rest of the day no matter how many time we reloaded the page. Honestly an iconic, and defining moment in my childhood that I'd completely forgotten about XD

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

@ portrait modders

It's been shown in the UK as well, there are variations of it such as one where a sheep farmer who is shearing his sheep shears his dog. Peak advertising

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