There Are Only Two Genders Btw. People Who Are Alive And People Who Are Fucking Dead

you dont understand, this is a special cigar. its smoke can detect specters/apparitions. your asthmatic son is safer than he was before i showed up

I am back at it again—

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

new accomplishment unlocked!

you have now been reduced to frustrated tears by a line of c++.

good work! here is your reward:

-a single hair i found on the floor

-half of a button

the cook

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum