The Cook

The Cook

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Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

more angst since y’all liked it last time

More Angst Since Y’all Liked It Last Time
More Angst Since Y’all Liked It Last Time
More Angst Since Y’all Liked It Last Time
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More Angst Since Y’all Liked It Last Time
More Angst Since Y’all Liked It Last Time
More Angst Since Y’all Liked It Last Time
More Angst Since Y’all Liked It Last Time
More Angst Since Y’all Liked It Last Time
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

Did This In 2022 But I Figured I Post It Since I Didn’t Before.

did this in 2022 but i figured i post it since i didn’t before.

(it’s kinda bad but pls ignore)


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Me Trying Not To Let The Shit Break Me

me trying not to let the shit break me

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Jayce Stinks

jayce stinks

might induce a panic attack just to feel something (i have four hours left in my shift).

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