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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

rewatching the under the red hood movie and i gotta say as much as i love jason’s speech to bruce about how mad he is that the joker’s still alive, i still maintain that a severely underrated speech in this movie is from ra’s when he’s talking to bruce and in essence says ‘yeah so i hired the joker to distract you which was my bad because he totally went overboard and killed your son :/ and i felt so guilty i decided not to try and fight you anymore and then i stole your son’s corpse and tried to revive him via lazarus pit so i could like. make amends. except that was also my bad because we fucked that one up real good and when he came back out BOY was he weird in the head. killed my guys and then fucking jumped out a window and we lost him. my bad. and i thought he’d died again but apparently he’s in gotham and is like. totally destroying your whole lives which again, my bad. shouldn’t have tried to help. sorry about that. i’ll just stay out of your business from now on.’ which is actually the funniest characterisation of ra’s i’ve ever seen

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

shut my eyes and count to ten

the cook

the yard daughter or fear& son

might induce a panic attack just to feel something (i have four hours left in my shift).

(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

your racist uncle just bathed in dragons blood, rendering his flesh impenetrable by blade or bullet. luckily some divine force, call it entropy, pulled a leaf from its branch and let it rest on your uncles shoulder blade as he was bathing. you know what to do. find this spot, and drive the electronic turkey carver through it. it is your destiny

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

one of the only things i hate about being on prozac is that i CANT FUCKING CRY. what if i need to sob, and this stupid thing that makes it so i can function in public makes me have to bottle my emotions like my dad.

more angst since y’all liked it last time

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

The Man Who Would Be King

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

naruto isn't about who's morally right or wrong, it's about who's your favourite child soldier perpetuating the cycle of violence

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

blue

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.