You Dont Understand, This Is A Special Cigar. Its Smoke Can Detect Specters/apparitions. Your Asthmatic

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.

new accomplishment unlocked!

you have now been reduced to frustrated tears by a line of c++.

good work! here is your reward:

-a single hair i found on the floor

-half of a button

I am back at it again—

did this in 2022 but i figured i post it since i didn’t before.

(it’s kinda bad but pls ignore)

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

angels are watching over you or something