AFFIRMATIONS

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

the cook

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also