Girl Are You A Medieval Executioner Bc You Are Torturing Me With Your Rack

jayce stinks

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

how are you people alive.

new accomplishment unlocked!

you have now been reduced to frustrated tears by a line of c++.

good work! here is your reward:

-a single hair i found on the floor

-half of a button

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead