How Are You People Alive.

the cook

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

angels are watching over you or something

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

sorry i didn’t answer your message im consumed by a grief that never leaves me and everything feels pointless and agonizing, i have nothing funny or uplifting to say and have spent my days sitting in a dark room grappling with a deep seated emptiness i cannot explain or fill, i hope you’re doing well though talk soon

AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

I think we could all just get along except for the people who really don’t wanna get along with everybody. we shouldn’t have to get along with them. That being said if they have a change of heart and wanna get along with everybody i would have no problem getting along with them. Unless they killed somebody or did something really bad to people they didn’t want to get along with. And this is a winning message that will resonate with voters i think

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead