"dont Smoke Around Your Pets" Okay Well I Dont Even Smoke Im Asthmatic. My Dog Smokes Bc She Needs To

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

rewatching the under the red hood movie and i gotta say as much as i love jason’s speech to bruce about how mad he is that the joker’s still alive, i still maintain that a severely underrated speech in this movie is from ra’s when he’s talking to bruce and in essence says ‘yeah so i hired the joker to distract you which was my bad because he totally went overboard and killed your son :/ and i felt so guilty i decided not to try and fight you anymore and then i stole your son’s corpse and tried to revive him via lazarus pit so i could like. make amends. except that was also my bad because we fucked that one up real good and when he came back out BOY was he weird in the head. killed my guys and then fucking jumped out a window and we lost him. my bad. and i thought he’d died again but apparently he’s in gotham and is like. totally destroying your whole lives which again, my bad. shouldn’t have tried to help. sorry about that. i’ll just stay out of your business from now on.’ which is actually the funniest characterisation of ra’s i’ve ever seen

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

angels are watching over you or something

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

I am back at it again—

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

remade

“Didn’t you try to kill him?”

“The greatest thing we can do in life…”

“…is find the power to forgive.”