The Yard Daughter Or Fear& Son

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

I think we could all just get along except for the people who really don’t wanna get along with everybody. we shouldn’t have to get along with them. That being said if they have a change of heart and wanna get along with everybody i would have no problem getting along with them. Unless they killed somebody or did something really bad to people they didn’t want to get along with. And this is a winning message that will resonate with voters i think

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

you dont understand, this is a special cigar. its smoke can detect specters/apparitions. your asthmatic son is safer than he was before i showed up