The Man Who Would Be King

new accomplishment unlocked!

you have now been reduced to frustrated tears by a line of c++.

good work! here is your reward:

-a single hair i found on the floor

-half of a button

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

jayce stinks

your racist uncle just bathed in dragons blood, rendering his flesh impenetrable by blade or bullet. luckily some divine force, call it entropy, pulled a leaf from its branch and let it rest on your uncles shoulder blade as he was bathing. you know what to do. find this spot, and drive the electronic turkey carver through it. it is your destiny

me trying not to let the shit break me

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either