Your Racist Uncle Just Bathed In Dragons Blood, Rendering His Flesh Impenetrable By Blade Or Bullet.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

did this in 2022 but i figured i post it since i didn’t before.

(it’s kinda bad but pls ignore)

AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

the cook

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

angels are watching over you or something

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey