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my wife just sent me this,

I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer

I can't stop thinking about it.

me as a writer

Dorian, a known necromancer…

The one school of magical medicine where you do not need to hurry

sorry my brain is decaying

Came up with this at 7am

I love the idea of Logan just being filthy rich. You would never know but that mfr has been alive for so long he's just got that money built up

@shy-canadian-snowflake- Oh he'd have money buried in most major cities I think over time.

Yes exactly! No one would believe him either. I think he wasted it all on booze and cigars.

He lets them think that because he's not about to out himself and become the next cash cow. He's more than happy to mooch

@orcadork4ever- Mans has accounts that are literally a hundred years old and have been collecting interest for that entire time Plus he invests and has a prolific stock portfolio

That man is so fucking rich and he's just drinking in shity bars and slumming it

People assume he's just a drifter who's never had more than $1,000 to his name.

Everything he owns is beat to shit and he spends damn near the least amount of money necessary except for on good whiskey and cigars.

It's a safe assumption only Wade knows better.

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