Came Up With This At 7am

hey STEB NATION (me and 5 other fish enthusiasts) how are we feeling

my first offering to the merlin fandom, good god i'm so obsessed. look at what i've done to my boy.

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

This is why the "shut up and take my money" meme exists.

Best. Advertisement. Ever.

I need at least a dozen. The fact they include 2 Wolverines but don't know why makes it even better.

And please zoom in on the detailed listing of "totally not cursed" box contents. You won't regret it.

The family tradition of going off into the woods butt ass naked when shit hits the fan

The best description I've ever seen. Foreman just had to lock in

i fucking love this picture because thirteen looks so casually happy, like she's genuinely enjoying the moment and having fun, and then you have foreman who's kinda posing like an underwear model trying to seduce me into buying a pair of speedos

house

House

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing