What In The Gay Sitcom Nightmare

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

Alright so I'm jumping from one show to another and I just started Dexter (on episode 4 rn) and that shi so funny. Don't wanna say 'he's just like me' but he's so fucking awkward. Like I get it, he's a psychopath but if the boot fits

Girl, a Genosha behind you

Just kurtie-poo because I am proud of him and didn’t give a fuckkkkkk about the background really

Came up with this at 7am

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

actual sherlock holmes house md???

I love the idea of Logan just being filthy rich. You would never know but that mfr has been alive for so long he's just got that money built up

@shy-canadian-snowflake- Oh he'd have money buried in most major cities I think over time.

Yes exactly! No one would believe him either. I think he wasted it all on booze and cigars.

He lets them think that because he's not about to out himself and become the next cash cow. He's more than happy to mooch

@orcadork4ever- Mans has accounts that are literally a hundred years old and have been collecting interest for that entire time Plus he invests and has a prolific stock portfolio

That man is so fucking rich and he's just drinking in shity bars and slumming it

People assume he's just a drifter who's never had more than $1,000 to his name.

Everything he owns is beat to shit and he spends damn near the least amount of money necessary except for on good whiskey and cigars.

It's a safe assumption only Wade knows better.

can't believe house texted this to wilson