I love the idea of Logan just being filthy rich. You would never know but that mfr has been alive for so long he's just got that money built up
@shy-canadian-snowflake- Oh he'd have money buried in most major cities I think over time.
Yes exactly! No one would believe him either. I think he wasted it all on booze and cigars.
He lets them think that because he's not about to out himself and become the next cash cow. He's more than happy to mooch
@orcadork4ever- Mans has accounts that are literally a hundred years old and have been collecting interest for that entire time Plus he invests and has a prolific stock portfolio
That man is so fucking rich and he's just drinking in shity bars and slumming it
People assume he's just a drifter who's never had more than $1,000 to his name.
Everything he owns is beat to shit and he spends damn near the least amount of money necessary except for on good whiskey and cigars.
It's a safe assumption only Wade knows better.
we do a little tomfoolery
In 97 I noticed how Logan always be next to Morph whenever possible, and I like to headcanon that he's become protective over them since certain incidents regarding laser beams and evil mind control and I am so here for protective bf Logan
Yes! Protective Logan is best Logan!
In my rewatch on 92 it made me feel so much when logan chased morph down and tried so hard to get through to them and being so careful not to actually use his claws on them, I felt the same concern as Logan when morph ran away.
In 97 I about died when they were reading Ororos note and it's on the monologue about love and it shows morph going to cheer logan up with his favorite, chips, beer, and a good play fight!
I just can't wait for the next season, its going to be so cute and they're going to tear my heart out I just know it.
truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately
*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it
When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
growing up as a Batkid means saying the words “Bruce made this look SO easy” to yourself at least once a week.
things Bruce made look easy, in no specific order:
Not sleeping for several days straight
Injury recovery after age 25
Sleeping w/people without getting attached
Maintaining constant, separate beef with several different people at the same time
Liaising with the JL on dumb fucking requests they should know better than to submit
Saying no to Alfred’s food for reasons other than just not wanting to eat at that moment (injury, illness, training, etc)
Not being able to save everyone
Being the only “adult” and the only human in a room full of metas and super heroes
@loganspillowprincess just bought me these Deadpool and wolverine puzzle books, and just LOOK AT THEM!
Here's some mad-libs, go nuts!
I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something
what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"