Sorry My Brain Is Decaying

vander fumbled hard like imagine having a gorgeous anarchist boyfriend with a straight up sculpted nose and a crazy haircut and then fumbling him so hard he gets a villain arc

Winter Soldier chaps

b plot of all fucking time.

i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...

I think House should:

accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual

start dating a man

the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)

House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first

House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)

anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

Wilson wearing shorts that say universal donor on the crotch

House wearing shorts that say universal recipient on the ass

Just a glimpse into my dark reality

lazy mornings at the Last Drop ☕☀️