I think House should:
accept that he'll never be able to date Wilson, as the man is tragically heterosexual
start dating a man
the man's name is like,,, Will Jameson (House gets photo ID proof of this bc he doesn't believe it's not a weird prank at first)
House starts genuinely falling for this guy, and shyly (as shy as he gets, anyway) talks to Wilson about it, who also thinks it's a weird prank at first
House does get tongue tied occasionally and says Wilson's name in bed and says Will Jameson's name at work, and Wilson is VERY jealous about this (in his special repressed way)
anyway then some more things happen and House and Wilson stop being stupid and they fuck about it the end
thinking about this again
we won
House only agreeing to marry Wilson because he wants to smugly prove his point in a few months about what percentage of married couples get divorced within the first year (he sincerely believes the two of them will get divorced because he doesn't believe he can be loved long-term, even by Wilson) (Wilson is waiting for House to realise he's not going anywhere)
doodles + concepts of something for my motivation wall
you literally cant make this up
Girl, a Genosha behind you
Just kurtie-poo because I am proud of him and didn’t give a fuckkkkkk about the background really
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM
Léopold Lelé, Two Bats, 19th or early 20th century
Photographer: Hervé Lewandowski black ink on card
he's so normal